48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
I just realized that they’re the ginger, the muggle, and the chosen one.
Correction: Mudblood*
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
IT’S BACK
(Source: consultingflatmates)
If I was related to Amanda Bynes, I would just call her phone and go “What the fuck?” and then hang up. She needs some type of help.
(Source: kathybethterry)
- me: why isnt my pizza done yet?
- mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait
- me: I DID MY WAITING
- mom: oh god, not again
- me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
- mom: every time
- me: IN AZKABAN!
- me: why isnt my pizza done yet?
- mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait
- me: I DID MY WAITING
- mom: oh god, not again
- me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
- mom: every time
- me: IN AZKABAN!
